Quote: Betty White “Grow Some Balls”

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The great Betty White “Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a

Old Spike Gives Some Halloween Costume Advise [Man Quote]

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Old Spice hit the nail on the head with there latest Facebook post,

Man Quote: Trailer Park Boys Take On Free Cable

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“Ricky: Who the fuck are you guys and what the fuck are you doing here? Hope you got insurance n shit… Satellite Employee: [pointing at dishes on the roof] You can go to jail for a long time for this Ricky: For what? Free TV? Satellite Employee: It’s not free! It’s like stealing!

George Carlin “I do not understand why prostitution is illegal”

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“I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal. Selling is legal,

Man Quote: Stupidity vs. Ignorance

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I’m not sure their is a cure for what this guy has, “Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed” – Don Wood

Charlie Sheen “I’m an F-18, bro.”

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Charlie Sheen is the new Lindsay Lohan. Hopped up on cocaine, hookers and piles of money, Sheen drops some classic quotes in his interview on Good Morning America. “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen.” “I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this [...]

Man Quote: Being A Wolf According To Omar

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Their is no better manual on playing the GAME in society, then HBO’s Grammy award winning show The Wire. “How you expect to run wit the wolves at night when you spend all day sparring wit the puppies” – Omar “The Wire”

Man Quote: Steak, Scotch and Phones

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Nothing showcases the old days of “Manly Men” better then AMC award winning show Madmen. “Like a 12 oz. steak covered in scotch. I wonder if she answers phones. – Pants phones.” – Don Draper

Man Quote: So You Hate Your Job

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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so. There’s a support group for that. Its called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar.” — The late great comedian George Carlin.

Man Quote: Stop It Burns

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“days of burnin’ ass are done. And that’s not a homosexual reference” – Kenny Powers [ad]