Man Quote: Stop It Burns

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“days of burnin’ ass are done. And that’s not a homosexual reference” – Kenny Powers [ad]

Man Quote: Americans Hate Soccer!

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“In America, people fucking hate soccer. And, honestly, that’s the way it should be.” – Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

Man Quote: Blood, Brain and Penis

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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin Williams

Man Quote: WD-40 and Duct Tape

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“If it can’t be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it’s a female problem.” Jason Love

Man Quote: George Herbert, Danger

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“Without danger you cannot get beyond danger” – George Herbert

Man Quote: Orison Swett Marden “Dreamers”

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“All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.” – Orison Swett Marden