The Smoking Jacket caught up with one of my favorite models, Laura Doré, for a Playboy style interview on her “likes”. This Austin hottie has been a featured model in music videos and has appeared in the pages of Show, FHM, Lowrider Girls, Showcase, Blackmen, XXL, Bizarre and Marquis.
Current location: Austin and Los Angeles
I think my best physical feature is: My hands. I have Jack the Pumpkin King fingers.
Men say my best physical feature is: My bum or my eyes
Tattoos: I have a koi on my left foot. It symbolizes aspiration and advancement.
Sexiest woman ever: Dita Von Teese! She’s beautiful, classy and talented.
Sexiest man ever: Johnny Depp. He’s a beautiful oddball.
My best trait is: My sense of humor
My worst habit is: I get bitchy when I’m hungry or sleepy.
I wish more men would: Cook
The key to my heart is: Cooking! And having a positive outlook.
Compliment me on: Anything out-of-the-ordinary.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My crazy pitbull, Butter
Pet name for my boobs: “My boobs”
What I love about my boobs: They fit into clothes well.
When it comes to my body, please do: Give a massage–as long as my stranger danger alert has been lifted.
When it comes to my body, please do not: Invade my space if I don’t know you.
My breasts like it when you: Say hello
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Getting to know each other first
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: A tight dress or jeggings
Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: Latex or vintage lingerie
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Thick eyebrows
My favorite physical feature on a man: Eyes or lips
My favorite trait in a man: Drive and sense of humor
A man will impress me if: He’s seen more horror movies than me.
A man will turn me on if: He listens.
A man will disappoint me if: He is scared of my pitbull or horror movies.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Cook! Or buy me a book.
I will not even give you a second look if: You are arrogant.
Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: “I drive a… [fill in the blank].”
I will sleep with you when: I want to.
I will never sleep with you if: You are annoying.
Don’t you dare: Make me mad
The best date I ever had was: At a Korn concert
I am the ideal woman because: I am pretty easy to get along with.
I am not the ideal woman because: I am very disorganized.
I am the best in the world at: Doing hair
I need a man who will: Babysit Butter and cook
In my opinion, astrology is: Interesting
The last movie that made me laugh: The Human Centipede
The last movie that made me cry: I’m not really a cryer.
My philosophy of love: It’s like Leonard Lake said: “If you love something let it go, if it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and kill it.”
My philosophy of sex: Let’s go!
My philosophy of life: Live it
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I am really cool.